Skinny Bitch Bun in the Oven: A Gutsy Guide to Becoming One Hot (and Healthy) Mother!

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With the same sassy tone that made Skinny Bitch laugh-out-loud funny, Skinny Bitch: Bun in the Oven will give expectant moms the information they need to "use their head" and have a healthy pregnancy and a healthy baby. Topics covered include diet, the dangers of common lotions and beauty products, breastfeeding, post-partum, and baby foods and other products. Chapter 1 You're Knocked Up, Now Give It Up 13 -- Chapter 2 Yes, It's Normal 22 -- Chapter 3 Sugar Is Satan 35 -- Chapter 4 Carbs: Eat 'Em, Dumb-Ass 54 -- Chapter 5 Got Duped? 59 -- Chapter 6 Secrets and Lies About Protein 88 -- Chapter 7 You (and Your Baby) Are What You Eat 114 -- Chapter 8 What the Hell to Eat 140 -- Chapter 9 Pooping 168 -- Chapter 10 Trust No One 173 -- Chapter 11 Cravings: The Monster Inside 186 -- Chapter 12 Skinny Mama? 195 -- Chapter 13 Stupid, Boring Vitamin Chapter 204 -- Chapter 14 Breastfeeding: Suck It Up and Do It 217 -- Chapter 15 The Companies You Trust Don't Care About Your Children 245 -- Chapter 16 Post Push 258 -- Chapter 17 What Makes a M.I.L.F.? 268.