My Heart Is an Idiot

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Bigger and deafer -- Human snowball -- What are you wearing? -- The 8th of November -- 99 bottles of pee on the wall -- How I got these boots -- Shade -- Nibble, lick, suck, and feast -- Canada or bust -- Naked in New York -- Tarantula -- Southwest -- New York, New York -- Tessa -- The strongest man in the world -- Ain't that America?;Davy Rothbart is looking for love in all the wrong places. Constantly. He falls helplessly in love with pretty much every girl he meets--and rarely is the feeling reciprocated. Time after time, he hops in a car and tears across half of America with his heart on his sleeve. He's continually coming up with outrageous schemes, which he always manages to pull off. Well, almost always. But even when things don't work out, Rothbart finds meaning and humor in every moment. Bigger and deafer -- Human snowball -- What are you wearing? -- The 8th of November -- 99 bottles of pee on the wall -- How I got these boots -- Shade -- Nibble, lick, suck, and feast -- Canada or bust -- Naked in New York -- Tarantula -- Southwest -- New York, New York -- Tessa -- The strongest man in the world -- Ain't that America?