Everything is awful: and other observations

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"From the break-out star of BuzzFeed and the People's Choice Award-winning comedian behind the web series "Whine About It" and "To Be Honest" comes a collection of hilariously anguished essays chronicling awful moments from his life so far, the humiliations of being an adult, and other little indignities"--Provided by publisher.;Everything is awful, and other embarrassments -- On being an adult, or I have no idea what I'm doing -- On the trauma of having (or not having) hair -- On being "the big guy" -- Rules for a totally healthy and not-at-all-medically-concerning lifestyle -- On my old and fragile body, or I feel bad about my everything -- On near-death experiences, or that time I choked on a taquito -- A brief list of things that I don't know -- On Michigan -- On the terrors of nature -- On teenagers and why they're the worst -- On my first 100 days as President of the United States -- On terrible first jobs -- On my troubled history with fashion -- On being in the closet, or why you should never fall in love with your straight best friend -- On relationships, or traits for my ideal man -- On the sticky perils of having a roommate -- On living alone in New York City -- On self-sufficiency -- On keeping a clean and tidy apartment -- On not being the People's Choice. Everything is awful, and other embarrassments -- On being an adult, or I have no idea what I'm doing -- On the trauma of having (or not having) hair -- On being "the big guy" -- Rules for a totally healthy and not-at-all-medically-concerning lifestyle -- On my old and fragile body, or I feel bad about my everything -- On near-death experiences, or that time I choked on a taquito -- A brief list of things that I don't know -- On Michigan -- On the terrors of nature -- On teenagers and why they're the worst -- On my first 100 days as President of the United States -- On terrible first jobs -- On my troubled history with fashion -- On being in the closet, or why you should never fall in love with your straight best friend -- On relationships, or traits for my ideal man -- On the sticky perils of having a roommate -- On living alone in New York City -- On self-sufficiency -- On keeping a clean and tidy apartment -- On not being the People's Choice.