The Art of Coarse Sex, or How to Love Better and Die with a Beautiful Smile on Your Face

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In real life, as everyone knows, sex at its best is coarse. The romantic novelists, the sex therapists and the tabloid confessions may have you believe otherwise, but Michael Green knows the truth, and here, in the most hilarious and penetrating of all the Coarse books, he exposes some of the lies of the great game, reveals all about sheet-scared women, the ruinous cost of seduction, and many other things that you never learned at your Mummy’s (or Daddy’s) knee.The dismal failure of out-door sex, the ghastly complexities and consequences of furtive affairs, whether in the office or in your best friend’s car, the mysteries of sexual attraction and holiday romances, sex for the flagging middle-aged and sex in peculiar places are all fearlessly discussed.Drawing, as ever, on the experiences of his friend Askew, (whose women come thick and fast), Michael Green’s book thrusts onwards into hitherto virgin territory. After reading this book no-one need ever again feel a failure. Included is an enlightening quiz to help the reader rate him/herself as a lover, and the results might even force them to change their position.Being coarse doesn’t prevent sex from being fun, however, and Michael Green, in his search to get to the bottom of Man’s perennial fixation, has produced his funniest, wickedest, wittiest exposé yet. It puts the French into belles lettres.