Don’t Bang Denmark: How to Sleep with Danish Women in Denmark (If You Must)

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Don't Bang Denmark is a hater travel guide that reluctantly teaches you how to sleep with Danish women while in Denmark. It also offers a cultural dissection of Danish people and their unsatisfying culture. Don't Bang Denmark is a hater travel guide that reluctantly teaches you how to meet Danish women while in Denmark. It also offers a cultural dissection of Danish people and their unsatisfying culture. Here's what you'll find inside... What to expect from a trip to Denmark The downsides of providing all Danish citizens with cradle-to-grave services Why Jante Law, a set of cultural rules engrained in every Dane, is the biggest buzzkill in the world How to save on accommodations and going out in one of the most expensive countries in Europe Most of the book is dedicated to the women. You'll read... How being your normal American self is likely to anger Danish women The reason why seduction as you know it is ineffective in Denmark The appearance and personality of the average Danish woman Why it's almost impossible to get along with a Danish woman if you're an alpha male The three types of Danish girls The approximate number of Danish girls you'll have to approach before having romance with one The best site to run internet game, with a messaging template you can use to make first contact The hilariously bad game of Danish men I break down the best game to meet Danish women... The most optimal night romance strategy that includes lines, moves, and logistical tricks like the best time to go out and how to venue change to your place How you'll be perceived based on your race, along with my take on which race fares best with the women Why it's important to dress as sharply as you can I wrap the book up with stories and logistical information. You'll read... 3 short stories that offer additional insight and information on Danish culture A detailed city guide on Copenhagen, including which neighborhood to stay in, lodging options, daytime activities, and my favorite bars to meet girls The 72-page book is organized into five chapters... Welcome To Denmark. Country background, logistics, and culture Girls. How they look and act Game. How to meet Danish women Stories. Three short stories from my time in Denmark Copenhagen. Details on the capital city Don't Bang Denmark teaches Western men how to romance Danish women in Denmark while simultaneously advising them not to visit. The primary goal of this book is to convince you not to go to Denmark, but if you wind up there anyway it will help you secure romance.