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Zombie Love: The Do's, Don'ts, and It Depends of Undead Dating

By Jeff Busch

Book information

Publisher
Sterling
Year
2012
ISBN
9781402792298, 9781402792281, 2011038780
Language
english
Format
EPUB
Filesize
5 MB (4850845 bytes)
Pages
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Time added
2022-10-01 10:13:26
Family & RelationshipsHUM012000Humor (Nonfiction)Nonfiction

Description

Just because you're a reanimated corpse doesn't mean you can't fall in love—as this hilarious dating guide parody proves. Dating is tough, but hooking up when you're undead can be a nightmare. It's hard enough to meet that special something without having to worry about fetid breath, angry mobs, and missing (ahem) appendages. And if you do score a night on the prowl with the zombie of your dreams, you'll face all the usual dating concerns, and then some: How soon is too soon to call after a first date? What's the best cover-up for a shotgun wound: plaster or caulk? And what's the proper dining etiquette when your meal tries to call the authorities? Filled with insightful advice, tips, quizzes, charts, and more, Zombie Love is sure to help any walking corpse find a soul mate and possibly even a happily ever afterlife.

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