Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid

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The four-time Emmy-nominated comic satirist of Rescue Me presents irreverent cultural observations about how society is taking itself too seriously, in an account that shares anecdotes from his Irish-Catholic upbringing, high-pressure family life, and work as a performing artist. Abstract: Leary uses his common sense, and his biting and hilarious take on the world, to attack the politically correct, the hypocritical, the obese, the thin--basically all the people who take themselves too seriously.  Read more... Content: Doctor's note -- A second note from the doctor -- Why everyone hates us -- Your kids are not cute -- Please drug your children -- I had sex with Kathie Lee Gifford (and she was amazing) -- Bullies R Us -- Autism shmautism -- Famous dead kids -- Nuns, tits, booze and my mom -- Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome in utero -- Self-esteem this -- Matt Dillon is a giant fag -- Your cat sucks fish heads in hell -- Grande vente mocha Oprah chai -- Does this bomb make my ass look fat? -- Testicle-colored towels -- This is your brain on semen -- We'd hate you even if you weren't black -- The pope is a pimp -- The asshole olympics -- Someone tell my mom that cell phones cause cancer.