Mostly Autobiographical: a Collection of 100% True Stories ... Sort Of

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What's it like to wait tables in space? What's so hard about buying a green Power Rangers piñata? Do you believe in the magical properties of crystals? Are you sure you're not my old friend Rich? From the daily posts of his blog - www.strictlyautobiographical.com - to his long drawn-out comments on reddit, Rob G. now extends the reading.;Front Cover; Title Page; Copyright; Foreword; Introduction; Table of Contents; Don't call me Robbie; I just had a great idea for a tattoo; Biscuit; Universal translator; Wine: The basics; An intermediate guide to wine; Intermediate to intermediate-advanced wines: An introduction to bottle service; It was the perfect day for a picnic; Stop telling me that I'm talking too fast; Being the bigger person; Quarterly Performance Review; Hello? Waiter? Hello?; I'm always looking to help out; Alfred!; I'm telling you, everything happens for a reason; Unfounded claims and unwarranted accusations. Front Cover Title Page Copyright Foreword Introduction Table of Contents Don't call me Robbie I just had a great idea for a tattoo Biscuit Universal translator Wine: The basics An intermediate guide to wine Intermediate to intermediate-advanced wines: An introduction to bottle service It was the perfect day for a picnic Stop telling me that I'm talking too fast Being the bigger person Quarterly Performance Review Hello? Waiter? Hello? I'm always looking to help out Alfred! I'm telling you, everything happens for a reason Unfounded claims and unwarranted accusations. Look who set a world recordWhy is morale so low? The tale of the haunted coffee machine We all scream for all-you-can-eat ice cream Medium-rare I'll never go skydiving I insist Making amends with Andre Gardener's revenge Lot of people in this city That's the worst Is it too late for me to be a doctor? I'll only accept the best Stuck in an elevator with five guys and one pizza Howdy folks Thank you, thank you, please, sit down Andre ruined my karaoke night Business Lunch Stupid goddamn idiot stupid morons My friend is friends with Keanu Reeves Calling in sick. I haven't seen my old friend Rich in foreverStop bossing me around That's enough. I'm done. Virtual Insomnia A bunch of movie reviews Career Day Andre's grandmother just died Cheer up! Hey neighbor Please hold Five-year plan Feeling down? I can help! Don't lend Derek any more hats There's the door Assert yourself, get aggressive Justice was served, and I was the server Andre and me on a boat Robots are better than people Birthday parties and Power Rangers piñatas I'd just hate to trouble you The magical properties of crystals are real These comic books don't make any sense. I want to be a space waiterI got a huge speeding ticket. Thanks a lot, reddit. I sent Andre a friend request The Trilogy: Part one of three Appendix: The Trilogy The Trilogy: Part two of three The Trilogy: Part three of three The Trilogy: Part four of three The Trilogy: Part five of three.