My boyfriend barfed in my handbag ... and other things you can't ask Martha

Description

Based on her column "Ask a Clean Person," the author, using her signature sass and straight talk, takes on the tough questions in this guide to cleaning up life's little emergencies that is perfect for college students and anyone new to living on their own.;Kerr offers a hilarious and practical guide to cleaning up life's little emergencies. She proves that even the most nightmarish cleaning conundrums can be solved with a smile, the right supplies, and a little music. Introduction -- The kitchen : clean it, or just set it on fire and be done? -- Cleaning floors, ceilings, walls, and other immovable things -- Le pissoir (because these things sound fancier in French) -- Get rid of your ladies, seriously, they are revolting -- Here comes the bride, all dressed in ... oh dear, what's that on the bride's dress? -- Laundry, just ... so much laundry, you guys -- Pimp your ride -- The things you really can't ask Martha (or mom, for that matter!) -- Acknowledgments -- Index.