Suck It, Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek

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Olivia Munn is an actress, comedian and television host, best known for being the face of the G4 network. She also occasionally likes to get dressed up as Wonder Woman. This is her paean to Geeks everywhere. With her trademark humor, she tells what it's really like to live in Hollywood, how to get it on, what to do when the robots invade, a timeline of great moments in Geek history, and her answers to the Unofficial Geek FAQ. Is it any wonder that Olivia Munn is quickly becoming the most powerful Geek on the planet? A humorous look at geeks, gadgets, Hollywood, and huge heapings of banana cream pie.--From publisher description.  Read more... Abstract: Olivia Munn is an actress, comedian and television host, best known for being the face of the G4 network. She also occasionally likes to get dressed up as Wonder Woman. This is her paean to Geeks everywhere. With her trademark humor, she tells what it's really like to live in Hollywood, how to get it on, what to do when the robots invade, a timeline of great moments in Geek history, and her answers to the Unofficial Geek FAQ. Is it any wonder that Olivia Munn is quickly becoming the most powerful Geek on the planet? A humorous look at geeks, gadgets, Hollywood, and huge heapings of banana cream pie.--From publisher description Content: Ruff love -- Thoughts about my first agent's girlfriend's vagina -- Sweetest moments in geek history! Of all time! -- Star Wars can totally help you in life -- Random true story #1 -- Sex : what you can do to help yourself have more of it -- My fans rule ... and are really good artists, too -- First rule of kindergarten is that you have to bribe kids to let them play with you -- My dinner with Harvard's finest -- The ten major points of Olivia Munn's 2024 presidential campaign platform -- Whatto do when the robots invade (yes, when!) -- Muscle relaxers and swimming fully clothed don't really go together so good -- Surefire pickup lines for college kids trying to nail their teachers -- Gallery of great women -- On the Playboy cover shoot, Scandinavian stylists, and picking out panties -- The time I met the champ -- Dating tips to totally help you score! -- My worst day ever -- Princess Leia tweets Star Wars -- Random true story #2 -- "Masturbatory" is not always a metaphor in Hollywood -- Spotting assholes made easy -- Boys can be really great ... and also really f'ing annoying -- Here's the part about moving to Oklahoma, throwing my first party, and fake sleeping to trick the cops -- Unfortunate e-mail sign-offs -- The day I saw my first antique dildo -- I did it all for the love of pie -- Random true story #3 -- Why I'd rather date a geek -- Suck it, Wonder Woman! -- How to make love like a zombie -- Location, location, etc. -- FAQ for a supergeek -- "If you can get friction with that tuba, you deserve a 25-year-old girlfriend."