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That Dorky Homemade Look: Quilting Lessons From A Parallel Universe

By Lisa Boyer

Book information

Publisher
Skyhorse Publishing
Year
2015
ISBN
9781680990478, 1561483516, 2001060208
Language
english
Format
EPUB
Filesize
2 MB (1624823 bytes)
Pages
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Time added
2023-01-08 18:44:07
Crafts; Nonfiction; Humor (Nonfiction); CRA026000;

Description

Quilt like no one is judging and learn to embrace your mistakes with hilarious guidance from the author of Stash Envy. Fed up with feeling like you can't meet the standards of the Quilt Police? Do you want to quilt for comfort and pleasure—and not to win some high-falutin' quilting contest? Weary of worrying about what others will think of your color choices—or your pieced points? Or your applique stitches? That Dorky Homemade Look: Quilting Lessons from a Parallel Universe is the quilting companion you've been wishing for. Lisa Boyer, a popular columnist for Quilting Today magazine, gives you permission to quilt because you love it. She clears your path of all those merciless judgments pronounced by the Quilting Queens. She invites you to make quilts that are full of life. This funny book offers Lisa's sidesplitting advice for the 20 million quilters in America, including:Pretty fabric is not acceptable. Go right back to the quilt shop and exchange it for something you feel sorry for. You should plan on cutting off about half your triangle or star points. Any more than that is showing off. If you are doing applique, remember that bigger is dorkier. Flowers should be huge. Animals should possess really big eyes. Throw away your seam ripper and repeat after me: "Oops. Oh, no one will notice." You should be able to quilt equally well in all directions. I had to really work on this one. It was difficult to make my forward stitching look as bad as my backward stitching, but closing my eyes helped. And more!

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