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Wretched Writing: A Compendium of Crimes Against the English Language

By Kathryn Petras; Ross Petras

Book information

Publisher
Penguin Publishing Group
Year
2013
ISBN
9781101624975, 2013009307
Language
english
Format
EPUB
Filesize
425 kB (434973 bytes)
Pages
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Time added
2023-01-15 23:56:41
Writing; Language Arts; Nonfiction; Humor (Nonfict

Description

Wretched writing is the lowest of the low; it is a felonious assault on the English language. Exuberantly excessive, it is a sin committed often by amateurs and all-too-frequently by gifted writers having an off day. In short, it’s very bad writing. Truly bad. Appallingly bad. It’s also very funny. A celebration of the worst writing imaginable, Wretched Writing includes inadvertently filthy book titles, ridiculously overwrought passages from novels, bombastic and confusing speeches, moronic oxymorons, hyperactive hyperbole, horribly inappropriate imagery in ostensibly hot sex scenes, mangled clichés, muddled metaphors, and unintended double entendres. Sit back and enjoy these deliciously dreadful samples, and try not to cringe too much.

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