In fifty years we'll all be chicks: -- and other complaints from an angry middle-aged white guy

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Little bit about the author -- Kids these days -- Where have all the fellas gone? -- We've built a minimum-wage gilded cage -- Airport 2010 -- That's entertainment? -- Motherfucking nature -- Bathroom doos and don'ts -- Women, hear me roar -- Message to the fat cats in Washington -- God, religious tolerance, and other shit that doesn't exist -- Foods I have a beef with -- This chapter is not a hate crime -- I want my future back -- Do yourself a favor -- Time to call it a life -- Conclusion -- Bonus chapter: let the games begin -- Acknowledgments.;Collects outrageous philosophies and whimsical rants by the syndicated radio personality and podcaster, detailing personal anecdotes with complaints about such topics as Lady Gaga, public restrooms, and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Little bit about the author -- Kids these days -- Where have all the fellas gone? -- We've built a minimum-wage gilded cage -- Airport 2010 -- That's entertainment? -- Motherfucking nature -- Bathroom doos and don'ts -- Women, hear me roar -- Message to the fat cats in Washington -- God, religious tolerance, and other shit that doesn't exist -- Foods I have a beef with -- This chapter is not a hate crime -- I want my future back -- Do yourself a favor -- Time to call it a life -- Conclusion -- Bonus chapter: let the games begin -- Acknowledgments.