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What Time is Noon?

By Chip Leighton

Book information

Publisher
Countryman Press
Year
2024
ISBN
9781682689257, 9781682689240
Language
english
Format
EPUB
Filesize
11 MB (11018154 bytes)
Pages
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Time added
2024-11-12 18:30:31

Description

From the TikTok creator of "Texts from my College Freshman" comes a collection celebrating the humor of the modern teenager.Chip Leighton started performing online as a lark, and not because he "craved validation through TikTok" as his daughter claimed (with snark). When sharing the funny, weird, crazy things his kids said and texted, he quickly learned he was not alone. Since launching, his channel has become the go-to support group for adults who have teenagers in their lives—wholly confirming that teens everywhere say the darndest things. Parents worldwide use Leighton's posts to laugh, commiserate, and share their own kids' classics, like "what time is noon" or "do I have medicare?" What a relief to learn that it's perfectly normal for teens to roast their parents mercilessly ("Don't wear mom jeans to my school again") or ask wild questions ("where do I buy pasta water"). In this debut collection, Leighton showcases these gems, along with...

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