Scandinavian humor & other myths

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The New Scandinavian Gods first appeared in MPLS/ST. PAUL magazine. The New Scandinavian Gods: The MMNSI Test Peaceful Coexistence with Scandinavian/Americans. Comic Relief for the Stoic Masses. COMATOSE God of Fishing Goddess of Rosemaled Toilet Seats God of Sullen Depression Goddess of Unseasoned Food Goddess of Eroticism and her consort, God of Personal Space NO WAY God of Suspicion God of School Closings God of Keeping It to Yourself VARSHOGOO Goddess of Egg Coffee TOMTEBODA Godlet of Sweaters Goddess of Compulsive Neatness KMUTE God of Humor The Travel Book You Really Need: The MMNSI Test. The MMNSI Test SCANDINAVIAN HUMOR & Other Myths The MMNSI Test SCANDINAVIAN HUMOR & Other Myths The MMNSI Test Peaceful Coexistence With Scandinavian/ Americans. How to Tell Scandinavians Apart. Peaceful Coexistence NORWEGIAN DANE FINN SWEDE ICELANDER HOW TO ACT LIKE A SCANDINAVIAN/AMERICAN Peaceful Coexistence HOW TO BUY A CAR: HOW TO DRINK COFFEE: HOW TO EAT LUTEFISK: HOW TO EAT LEFSE: SCANDINAVIAN HUMOR & Other Myths HOW TO GO TO SVENSKARNASDAG: HOW TO FIX A COMBINE: HOW TO TALK FARM PRICES IF YOU LIVE IN MINNEAPOLIS: HOW TO WATCH FANNY AND ALEXANDER: HOW TO TRAVEL TO SCANDINAVIA: SCANDINAVIAN HUMOR & Other Myths HOW TO TALK MAN-TO-MAN WITH AN UNCLE: HOW TO TALK WOMAN-TO-WOMAN WITH AN AUNT: Peaceful Coexistence HOW TO GO TO THE CITIES AND SHOP WITH YOUR WIFE AT SOUTHDALE: SCANDINAVIAN HUMOR & Other Myths Peaceful Coexistence Good Things About Scandinavian/Americans. SCANDINAVIAN HUMOR & Other Myths Bad Things About Scandinavian/Americans. Scandinavian Immigration to America. Immigration SCANDINAVIAN HUMOR & Other Myths Blond & Bland Food WHITE WATCHERS™ MENU PLANNERS PICNIC Blond & Bland Food Blond & Bland Food SCANDINAVIAN HUMOR & Other Myths Restaurants That Specialize in Available at better Scandinavian shops everywhere. Blond & Bland Food SCANDINAVIAN HUMOR & Other Myths WIN AT BERGMAN! SVEN SUBTITLE Is Lutheranism Genetically Transmitted? Lutheranism SCANDINAVIAN HUMOR & Other Myths Lutheranism Lutheranism You shouldn’t marry a non-Scandinavian because: General Skills Learned at Church Suppers: Tactical Skills Learned at Church Suppers: SCANDINAVIAN HUMOR & Other Myths Philosophical Skills Learned at Church Suppers: Schooling SCANDINAVIAN HUMOR & Other Myths “Where do They Find These People?” A Field Guide to Lutheran College Types Schooling THE MYSTERIES OF THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE: Three Inexplicable Student Categories. MALE Expectations and Goals: FEMALE Expectations and Goals The Village Idiom: (A New Scandinavian Phrase Book From Misinformation Language Services, Inc., AB, A/S). SCANDINAVIAN HUMOR & Other Myths The Village Idiom PLODDINGLY LITERAL, IDIOM TO IDIOM TRANSLATIONS OF “IN PUBLIC” PHRASES: SCANDINAVIAN HUMOR & Other Myths PLODDINGLY LITERAL, IDIOM TO IDIOM TRANSLATION OF “AT YOUR RELATIVES” PHRASES: The Village Idiom Det är bara ett varsår. PLODDINGLY LITERAL, IDIOM TO IDIOM TRANSLATION OF “ROMANTIC SITUATIONS” PHRASES: The Nordic Workplace: A GOOD Job for a Scandinavian/American is one where: SCANDINAVIAN HUMOR & Other Myths A BAD Job for a Scandinavian/American is one where: PILGRIM’s PROGRESS EDITION: The Changing Lutheran Ministry. SCANDINAVIAN HUMOR & Other Myths Axel Fredrickson “Vic” Good Nordic Jobs Jim Torgerson (Moonman) Jane Olson (Sunflower) Bob and Charleene Skogstrand David and Beth Lundgren Comic Relief for the Stoic Masses Times It’s Not Appropriate To Be Funny. Comic Relief RELAXING, OR COMA-INDUCING? ICE FISHING Ice Fishing: The only form of abuse which does not get you into trouble with the law in Minnesota. SCANDINAVIAN HUMOR & Other Myths BOAT FISHING Nordic Entertainments DOCK FISHING Nordic Entertainments SCANDINAVIAN HUMOR & Other Myths Nordic Entertainments Cross Country versus Downhill Skiing. THE CURSE OF THE MIDDLE-AGED. Polyester Positives: The Down-Side of Doubleknit: The Sculptures of Vigeland. “The Am-bag-uity” “Just the Essentials” “The Continental Divide” in Action. “The Am-bag-uity” in Action. The Nuclear Family Reaches Meltdown: Family Reunions as Critical Mass. SCANDINAVIAN HUMOR & Other Myths The Nuclear Family Weather Or Not THE WINE-CHILL FACTOR: (A.K.A. The Wind-Chill Factor). Weather Or Not BERGMANIA: Depression as Intellectual Chic. Bergmania Keeping Score in Bergmanical One-Upsmanship. The Ultimate Bergman Trivia Quiz SCANDINAVIAN HUMOR & Other Myths Bergmania SCANDINAVIAN HUMOR & Other Myths Bergmania SCANDINAVIAN HUMOR & Other Myths Bergmania SCANDINAVIAN HUMOR & Other Myths Bergmania SCANDINAVIAN HUMOR & Other Myths Bergmania SCANDINAVIAN HUMOR & Other Myths Bergmania SCANDINAVIAN HUMOR & Other Myths Bergmania SCANDINAVIAN HUMOR & Other Myths Bergmania SCANDINAVIAN HUMOR & Other Myths Weather Or Not “The Am-bag-uity” in Action. “The Continental Divide” in Action. “The Am-bag-uity” “Just the Essentials” The Sculptures of Vigeland. SCANDINAVIAN HUMOR & Other Myths BOAT FISHING The Nordic Workplace: A GOOD Job for a Scandinavian/American is one where: Lutheranism