I'm Perfect, You're Doomed: Tales from a Jehovah's Witness Upbringing

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Cover; Colopton; TitlePage; Copyright; Dedication; Epigraph; Contents; Chapter 1 Hark! God's Awesome Promise Is at Hand!; Chapter 2 Rejoice! For the Dead Are Rising!; Chapter 3 The Light of Truth Shines Like a Beacon through Satan's Tempting Playthings; Chapter 4 BFFs Are Never Enemies of God; Chapter 5 Cross Your Legs, for the Son of Man Is Approaching!; Chapter 6 Educating Ourselves to Graduate from Jehovah!; Chapter 7 Listen! Jehovah Is Spelling His Kingdom Promise Aloud!; Chapter 8 Stand Back, for Jehovah Is Punishing Those He Loves Most! Cover Colopton TitlePage Copyright Dedication Epigraph Contents Chapter 1 Hark! God's Awesome Promise Is at Hand! Chapter 2 Rejoice! For the Dead Are Rising! Chapter 3 The Light of Truth Shines Like a Beacon through Satan's Tempting Playthings Chapter 4 BFFs Are Never Enemies of God Chapter 5 Cross Your Legs, for the Son of Man Is Approaching! Chapter 6 Educating Ourselves to Graduate from Jehovah! Chapter 7 Listen! Jehovah Is Spelling His Kingdom Promise Aloud! Chapter 8 Stand Back, for Jehovah Is Punishing Those He Loves Most! Chapter 9 Be Best Friends with God First, Mankind Second!Chapter 10 Recreation that Is Pleasing to the Eyes of Our Lord Chapter 11 And Look! In Heaven, There Appeared a Fiery Eruption! Chapter 12 Excel as Students of God's Kingdom, Not of Higher Education! Chapter 13 Taking the Lead as Friends of Christ Chapter 14 Placing the Mark of Jehovah upon the Homes of Unbelievers Chapter 15 Behold! The Poetry of Creation at Work in All Living Things! Chapter 16 Remaining Clean in the Eyes of Our Neighbors Chapter 17 Adorning Ourselves as Brides of Christ Chapter 18 Remaining No Part of This World While Still Collecting a PaycheckChapter 19 God's Spiritual Feast Has Been Waiting on the Table for Years! Chapter 20 Continue Growing Older as God's Promised Paradise Approaches Chapter 21 Making Room for Jehovah in Our Marriage Bed Chapter 22 Closing Our Minds to the Ideas of Unbelievers Chapter 23 God's House Is Always Open for Those Who Work There Chapter 24 Working Together to Thwart Those Who Work Separately Chapter 25 Lovingly Withdrawing Godly Support Chapter 26 Sit Down! For God Is About to Smite the Sinners for You! Chapter 27 Take Notice! These Godly Words Allow Us to Believe in Eternal Life!Glossary Acknowledgments