Hero

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Introduction -- 1. He's a stud, she's a slut -- 2. He's chill, she's on the pill -- 3. He's rough, she's dainty -- 4. He's a hero, she's a damsel -- 5. He's metrosexual, she's anorexic -- 6. He's "lucky," she's Lolita -- 7. He's a bachelor, she's a spinster -- 8. He can be a beast, she must be a beauty -- 9. He's a hipster, she's a Ho -- 10. He's gonna be a success, she gonna be a stay-at-home mom -- 11. He's a politician, she's a fashion plate -- 12. He's a Romeo, she's a stalker -- 13. He's tough, she's a Tomboy -- 14. He's angry, she's PMSing -- 15. He's distinguished, she's driving Miss Daisy -- 16. He's manly, she's Sasquatch -- 17. He's successful, she's a showoff -- 18. He's superdad, she's shittymom -- 19. He's the boss, she's a bitch -- 20. He's well paid, she's screwed -- 21. He's gay, she's a fantasy -- 22. He's himself, she's Mrs. himself -- 23. He's getting an education, she's getting in his way -- 24. He's independent, she's pathetic -- 25. He's a celeb, she's a mess -- 26. He's husky, she's invisible -- 27. He's a man, she's a mom -- 28. He's dating a younger woman, she's a cougar -- 29. He's drunk, she's a victim -- 30. He's stoic, she's frigid -- 31. He's covered, she's screwed -- 32. He's represented, she's a token -- 33. He's neat, she's neurotic -- 34. He's fun, she's frivolous -- 35. He walks freely, she gets harassed -- 36. He's a porn watcher, she's the show -- 37. He's hot and heady, she's brainy or boobilicious -- 38. He's an activist, she's a pain in the ass -- 39. He's a person, she's a commodity -- 40. He's a public figure, she's a virgin/whore -- 41. He's got GI Joe, she's got Barbie -- 42. He's paying less, she's paying more -- 43. He's pussy whipped, she's a "good girlfriend" -- 44. He's protected, she's property -- 45. He's fondling, she's feeding -- 46. He's childless, she's selfish -- 47. He's funny, she's annoying -- 48. He's dating, she's taken -- 49. He's rugged, she's rude -- 50. He's plain, she's vain.;Double standards are nothing new. Women deal with them every day. Take the common truism that women who sleep around are sluts while men are studs. Why is it that men grow distinguished and sexily gray as they age while women just get saggy and haggard? H. Introduction -- 1. He's a stud, she's a slut -- 2. He's chill, she's on the pill -- 3. He's rough, she's dainty -- 4. He's a hero, she's a damsel -- 5. He's metrosexual, she's anorexic -- 6. He's "lucky," she's Lolita -- 7. He's a bachelor, she's a spinster -- 8. He can be a beast, she must be a beauty -- 9. He's a hipster, she's a Ho -- 10. He's gonna be a success, she gonna be a stay-at-home mom -- 11. He's a politician, she's a fashion plate -- 12. He's a Romeo, she's a stalker -- 13. He's tough, she's a Tomboy -- 14. He's angry, she's PMSing -- 15. He's distinguished, she's driving Miss Daisy -- 16. He's manly, she's Sasquatch -- 17. He's successful, she's a showoff -- 18. He's superdad, she's shittymom -- 19. He's the boss, she's a bitch -- 20. He's well paid, she's screwed -- 21. He's gay, she's a fantasy -- 22. He's himself, she's Mrs. himself -- 23. He's getting an education, she's getting in his way -- 24. He's independent, she's pathetic -- 25. He's a celeb, she's a mess -- 26. He's husky, she's invisible -- 27. He's a man, she's a mom -- 28. He's dating a younger woman, she's a cougar -- 29. He's drunk, she's a victim -- 30. He's stoic, she's frigid -- 31. He's covered, she's screwed -- 32. He's represented, she's a token -- 33. He's neat, she's neurotic -- 34. He's fun, she's frivolous -- 35. He walks freely, she gets harassed -- 36. He's a porn watcher, she's the show -- 37. He's hot and heady, she's brainy or boobilicious -- 38. He's an activist, she's a pain in the ass -- 39. He's a person, she's a commodity -- 40. He's a public figure, she's a virgin/whore -- 41. He's got GI Joe, she's got Barbie -- 42. He's paying less, she's paying more -- 43. He's pussy whipped, she's a "good girlfriend" -- 44. He's protected, she's property -- 45. He's fondling, she's feeding -- 46. He's childless, she's selfish -- 47. He's funny, she's annoying -- 48. He's dating, she's taken -- 49. He's rugged, she's rude -- 50. He's plain, she's vain.