God, no!: signs you may already be an atheist and other magical tales

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A scathingly funny reinterpretation of the Ten Commandments from the larger, louder half of world-famous magic duo Penn and Teller reveals an atheist's experience in the world: from performing on the Vegas strip with Siegfried and Roy to children and fatherhood to his ongoing dialogue with proselytizers of the Christian Right and the joys of sex while scuba-diving, Penn has an outrageous sense of humor and a brilliantly entertaining opinion on, well, anything you care to think of.;Cover; Description; Back Cover; Title Page; Copyright Page; Dedication; Contents; Introduction: The Humility of Loudmouth Know-it-all Asshole Atheists; The Bible's First Commandment; Siegfried, Roy, Montecore, Penn, and Leather Pants; What's the G on the Joint?; King of the Ex-Jews; The Bible's Second Commandment; Pastor Shirley, My Mom and Dad, Lesbians, and Jesus Christ; Auto-Tune, Tattoos, and Big Fake Tits; The Bible's Third Commandment; Preach to Me and Pray for Me-Please!; You Are the Model?; Agnostics: No One Can Know for Sure but I Believe They're Full of Shit Cover Description Back Cover Title Page Copyright Page Dedication Contents Introduction: The Humility of Loudmouth Know-it-all Asshole Atheists The Bible's First Commandment Siegfried, Roy, Montecore, Penn, and Leather Pants What's the G on the Joint? King of the Ex-Jews The Bible's Second Commandment Pastor Shirley, My Mom and Dad, Lesbians, and Jesus Christ Auto-Tune, Tattoos, and Big Fake Tits The Bible's Third Commandment Preach to Me and Pray for Me-Please! You Are the Model? Agnostics: No One Can Know for Sure but I Believe They're Full of Shit The Bible's Fourth CommandmentLearning to Fly, Strip, and Vomit on a 727 Supreme Court Justice Ron Jeremy I Also Couldn't Get Laid in a Women's Prison with a Fistful of Pardons Scuba Fucking The Bible's Fifth Commandment Sister Passing Down the Joy of Not Collecting Stamps Up Your Santa Claus Lane The Bible's Sixth Commandment Why I'm a Libertarian Nut Instead of Just a Nut The Three Dogmas That Hurt Americans Most Jamie Gillis: April 20, 1943-February 19, 2010 Penn's Bacon and a Kiss Airlines The Bible's Seventh Commandment Pitching Bullshit While in Mourning The Bible's Eighth CommandmentMaybe That Thief Kreskin Will Sue Me This Time Nixon the Aristocrat The Bible's Ninth Commandment In America, Noblesse Oblige Isn't Just for Noblemen Would This Seem Crazy If You Read It in a Book? It's Not the Heat, It's the Stupidity The Bible's Tenth Commandment You Could Be Bruce Springsteen "Things Like This Don't Happen to Normal People": The Greatest Story Ever Told Hello Dere Afterword: Atheism Is the Only Real Hope Against Terrorism: There Is No God (but Allah) Acknowledgments Footnotes Chapter 11 Note 1 Chapter 15 Note 1