Bitch Is the New Black: A Memoir

Description

Meet Helena Andrews. Sassy, single, smart, and yes, a bitch. After watching a skit on Saturday Night Live, she was at first offended, then came to realize that being a bitch is sometimes the best way to be (except when it's not). Follow her chronicle, exploring why popular culture hasn't moved past its old attitudes about strong black women.;Dirty astronaut diapers -- Getting my hair undid -- The beatitudes of St. Clair -- Riding in cars with lesbians -- Mileage -- A bridge to nowhere -- Chasing Michelle -- "Perfect girl" and other curse words -- Helena Andrews has the best pussy in the world -- Walk like a woman -- Dry v-wedgies -- RuhBuhDuh -- Trannygate -- G.H.E.I. -- The new B word -- Your sixteen cents. Dirty astronaut diapers -- Getting my hair undid -- The beatitudes of St. Clair -- Riding in cars with lesbians -- Mileage -- A bridge to nowhere -- Chasing Michelle -- "Perfect girl" and other curse words -- Helena Andrews has the best pussy in the world -- Walk like a woman -- Dry v-wedgies -- RuhBuhDuh -- Trannygate -- G.H.E.I. -- The new B word -- Your sixteen cents.