Send Noods: 50 Amazing Noodle Recipes That You Want Right Now

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Get the noods you really want! Things are looking hot with Send Noods, a cleverly tantalizing book of 50 noodle recipes that will never fail to whet your appetite. When your actual DMs are just too cringeworthy and you'd rather have a bowl of ramen to keep you warm at night, turn to the cookbook that really satisfies. Each chapter is organized to help you find your perfect match, from Chapter One: The Little Black Book of Basics, which steers you toward every good ol' base sauce and broth you'll ever need, to Chapter Two: Heart Warmers, that always deliver on their comfort-food promises, to Chapter Five: The Hotties, that leave you hungry for more. Go ahead and ogle the piping-hot illustrations of your deepest cravings, including • F*&#boy Fettuccini • Red Flag Red Sauce • Looking Fresh Pesto • How You Doin' Homemade Italian Sausage • U Up? Udon • Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried My Pho? • Swipe Right Ramen • Slide into My DMs Strozzapreti • Mack on This Mac 'n' Cheese • Dreamboat Arrabiata Complete with playful illustrations and explicit instructions that make each recipe's intentions known, Chloe Godot and Alice Potter's Send Noods is the book of hot dishes that will satisfy epicureans in ways unsolicited DMs just never could. CONTENTS Title Page Copyright Notice Dedication Get the Noods You Really Want 1 THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF BASICS the best broths, sauces, and standbys you have ever had Check You Out Chicken Broth Brooding Beef Broth Steamy Stare Veggie Broth Dashing Dashi Broth Red Flag Red Sauce Hot Bro Alfredo Sauce Looking Fresh Pesto Heaven-Sent Handmade Spaghetti How You Doin’ Homemade Italian Sausage Get Some Garlic Breadcrumbs 2 HEART WARMERS COMFORT FOODS THAT WILL MELT YOUR HEART Mack on This Mac ‘n’ Cheese Catch Feels Cacio e Pepe Cuffing Season Tortellini Alfredo Friendzone Fideuà Be My Valentine Vermicelli Nice Guy Shrimp Pad Thai Won’t Clam Up Spaghetti & Clams Beefcake Beef Stroganoff Lights Out Lobster Tagliatelle Lookin’ Fine Lo Mein 3 THE BIG SPOON SOUPS YOU WILL WANT TO SPOON LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER SPOONED BEFORE U Up? Udon Sex Is Cool, but Have You Tried My Pho? Swipe Right Ramen Come Here Often? Chicken Noodle Soup Cuddle Up Curry Noodles Spoon Me Sausage Soup Never Left on Read Veggie Brodo Fresh Catch for the Apps Fish Stew Too Good to Ghost Green Curry Soup Wife Me Vegan Minestrone 4 TOO FIT TO QUIT OGLE THESE HEALTH NUTS WITHOUT STEPPING FOOT IN A GYM Nice Flex Steak & Pesto Zoodles Message in a Bottle Scallops Eggplant Emoji Soba Noodles Just My Type Shrimp & Zoodles Perfect Ten Primavera Sext Me Maybe Squash “Lasagna” Keep It Casual Carbonara Mirror Selfie Lettuce Wraps Now & Forever Turkey Meatballs Vibe Check Vietnamese Salad 5 THE HOTTIES NOODS THAT ARE FIRE EMOJI, FIRE EMOJI, FIRE EMOJI F*&#boy Fettuccini Charm Me Chili Garlic Noodles Smokeshow Short Rib Pasta Good in Bed Egg Drop Noodle Soup Slide into My DMs Strozzapreti Dreamboat Arrabiata Sweetheart Sausage & Spaghetti Hot Girl Summer Pesto Pasta Hit It & Quit It Pan-Fried Noodles Love at First Swipe Pistachio Rigatoni Index About the Author Copyright