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Twisthorn Bellow

By Rhys Hughes

Book information

Publisher
Atomic Fez
Year
2010
ISBN
0981159710, 9780981159713, 0981159753, 9780981159751
LCC
PR6108.U436 T95 2009
Google Books ID
0kyrPwAACAAJ
Open Library ID
OL24387702M
Language
english
Format
EPUB
Filesize
266 kB (272248 bytes)
Pages
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Scanned
no
Time added
2011-08-31 04:54:40

Description

Rhys Hughes once again foists his mad tale-spinning ability upon the world with this brand-new novel of monsters attacking all that is bad (musicians, Frenchmen… you know, *those* sort of people), tipping his hat in the direction of both ‘Hellboy’ and Philip José Farmer in the process. when this author describes something as “this is the maddest thing I’ve ever written”, you know you’re in for something special."Twisthorn Bellow:He’s dynamite — and he has a short fuse!"It may come as no surprise that France wants to take over the world again. But this time they plan to go much further and gain control of the spiritual dimensions too, making French the official language of the afterlife! Twisthorn Bellow is a freshly baked golem who has fallen into a vat of nitroglycerin, turning him into a living stick of dynamite. As well as battling against monsters and rock musicians, he’s the only thing that can preserve and protect the glorious British Empire and prevent the French-ification of the entire cosmos. But considering the French have all the best ideas and tunes, he doesn’t stand a soufflé in Hell’s chance!How to Kill Fiends & Intimidate People: 1. Set yourself a golem; 2. Give that golem a piece of your mind; 3. Unleash him on an unsuspecting world…

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